--W.C. Fields
You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
--Frank Zappa
If God had not intended us to drink beer, He would not have given us stomachs.
--David Daye
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
--Benjamin Franklin
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
--Dave Barry-
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
--Humphrey Bogart
Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
--Kaiser Wilhelm
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
--Dave Barry
I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
--Homer Simpson
I drink to make other people interesting.
--George Jean Nathan
They who drink beer will think beer.
--Washington Irving
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with fools.
--For Whom the Bell Tolls, Ernest Hemmingway
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
--Dean Martin
I swear, I will never drink again....
--Half the population of the planet earth as they cling to the spinning bed or the porcelain god...
Pentru cei care nu stiu ce inseamna budai beer uitati aici...
Altfel spus.... LONG LIVE THE BEER
(saracu'...dar un om pe placu' meu)
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